Lyrics:

There was a man named Harrison
Who gave a commencement speech
At Benedictine College
He got up, and started to preach

Harrison the Jew Buttkicker
He's a real Catholic man
Not shy about tellin' the truth
So I think I am a fan

They said his speech is sexist
'Cause he said motherhood is good,
Birth control, and abortion are bad
For this they had him jewed

He said they're outlawin' the Good Book
'Cause it offends the Jews
They're all kvetching right now
Bashin' him in the news

Harrison, you preach the Faith
And don't listen to what they say
Just give love to Christ the King
And let the Jews kvetch away